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    November 06

    你能这样去开公交车么

    咳咳咳咳...好好笑.
    朕今天又想起那个以公交车司机为理想的某男同志的故事.
    他伟大啊,伟大死了.为了能让自己喜欢的妞每天都坐自己的车,立志成为公交车司机.毅然报考技校学驾驶,四处给人打工积累驾龄换取考证资格.妞念高中考大学,他就忙于考证.妞念大一的时候该男同志终于如愿以偿,在公交公司当见习司机,把521当坦克使,过尽千帆,旁若无人.
    ...
    其实朕也不知道想说什么鬼东西,那朕就截一段该男同志正式成为公交车司机后的烈迹以说明朕的好好笑是真的好好笑而不是傻叉笑.
    男同志把521开得又猛又稳,年年被评为优质服务列车.段子是这样哒:有个很胖的女人上了521,座位都满了她只能拉着车上的拉环,不料勇猛的司机一个急刹车,胖女人把拉环拉断了,并一下子扑到了他面前,不知所措地举着拉环问他怎么办,司机没给气死地说:"积满三个,可以兑奖!"
    咔咔咔咔...朕觉得这个最好笑了呵呵.
    嗝.
    11:15 PM | Blog it

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    政 Chris.L 盧wrote:
    朕啊,老大啊,
    为什么要用这样的名字,朕是只有朕才可以用d,
    你还是用老大吧.
    哈哈哈哈,
    然后发现几个问题,
    朕的问题是第一个,
    第二个是相册的问题,
    都是没有太大关系的名字,够怪异.
    第三就是为何今日写作,
    有点没有中心的感觉?
    当然这不重要,
    不过怎么会像流水帐的感觉?
    这个有点重要.
    恢复一下,写篇震撼点的,好不??
    Nov. 8
    Derek Renwrote:
    我也傻笑来的！
    Nov. 7
    继若wrote:
    你确实不是傻叉笑！！
    我对着电脑傻笑，被同事以为我傻叉了！！
    Nov. 7
    海 曲wrote:
    哇哈哈哈。。。。
    "积满三个,可以兑奖!"
    这个经典。。。。
    Nov. 6

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